I just received this joke and laughed so much I thought my fellow bloggers would laugh too. Enjoy! Have a good day. Fox


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A fine is a tax for doing something wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing something right.

There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax.
Men and women.


Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging.

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There was a time when $1200 would buy a car.
Now it's the sales tax.

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Drive carefully.
Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get.

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A dollar saved is bound to be taxed.
And so is a penny earned.

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It's hard to believe America was founded to avoid high taxation.

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After one pays their income tax, one knows how a cow feels after she's been milked.

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Income tax forms should be printed on Kleenex because so many of us have to pay through the nose.